Valentine's Spam

Some of the retailers that have emailed me, and their suggested gifts for my valentine:

• Burberry - fragrance
• Laithwaites - wine
• Sainsbury's (three times) - flowers
• Nectar - all manner of treats
• iPodWorld.co.uk - an iPod charger
• Laterooms.com - a weekend away
• Apple - 32Gb iPod Touch
• Lastminute.com (twice) - Valentine's Spa Breaks, etc.

...and the award for most tenuous tie-in goes to...

• Hewlett-Packard - an inkjet printer ("print out those cherished memories..")