Two Random Conversations With My Future Wife
From earlier this week:
Jocelyn: "I bought you another shirt today."
Me: "Cool, thanks."
Jocelyn: "Hey, incidentally, what shirt size do you take, anyway?"
Me: "When we have kids, I'm going to teach them mathematics."
Jocelyn: "I'm going to teach them history."
Me: "Who won the Battle of Agincourt?"
Jocelyn: (pause) "OK, you can do the British history too. I'll teach them American and Middle-Eastern history."
I love her so.