From earlier this week:

Jocelyn: "I bought you another shirt today."

Me: "Cool, thanks."

Jocelyn: "Hey, incidentally, what shirt size do you take, anyway?"

 


 

Me: "When we have kids, I'm going to teach them mathematics."

Jocelyn: "I'm going to teach them history."

Me: "Who won the Battle of Agincourt?"

Jocelyn: (pause) "OK, you can do the British history too.  I'll teach them American and Middle-Eastern history."

I love her so.