http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,67357,00.html "turnkey b2b enterprise-level web-based tea management solution infrastructure" - fantastic! Thanks to Jez for bringing this (and hence TeaBuddy.com) to my attention..
My sister has just been visited by two cops - seems my 14-month old niece just dialled 999 when nobody was looking. Ooopsy! My sister is creasing up laughing, but I'll just take this opportunity to apologise to the taxpayer