I was about to list the presents I'd bought my friends and family for Christmas. But then I realised that some of them view these pages. So I won't.

That leaves me with nothing to say. Besides, I'm far too busy watching CNN, NBC, ITN, Sky, and BBC to be jotting down semi-interesting musings for your browsing pleasure. Who'd have thought that war could be so televisually entertaining? Quite sick, isn't it...