A warning-cum-explanation for colleagues, coworkers, and anyone else who bumps into me this morning:

My darling boy has learned how to activate his  Tiny Love Symphony-in-Motion Mobile One Size Farm Yard, and decided to give us a blast of the lovely Ludwig Van at 0345. After that, the combination of heavy weather mixed with my usual helping of insomnia prevented me getting back to sleep before the 0530 alarm came around.

So, I'm now mainlining Jamaican Blue Mountain and hope to be right as rain for afters.

Cheeky Fella